Check this out!!! I have a blog!! Aren't you impressed?!?!?!?!
In the next few weeks, I will be ruminating on various thoughts that will be rattling about my abnormally-large noggin. On certain days, my posts will be coherent, inciteful, and inspiring. At other times, my words will be rambling and borderline-schizophrenic. The former will undoubtedly coincide with the days I am unable to secure my OTC medicine. By "OTC", I mean over-the-counter. And by "counter", I mean the register at my local paint or auto supply store. Fortunately for you, the faithful reader, when I am in possession of my much needed aerosol-elixir (and breathable rag), I will not be here typing away. Instead, I will likely be stumbling along my local streets and avenues, occasionally staring blankly at the sun, and frequently ducking from the fuzz (especially if they have a camera crew in tow). I do not need another appearance on True Stories of the Highway Patrol, no sir. However, these days of therapy-in-a-can will undoubtedly arouse inspiration for this very blog. And we will all be the better for it. That is, if I deftly avoid an arrest for public intoxication and another embarrasing mugshot.
So, dear reader, be patient as I conjure my next Polk award-winning blog post. May the Krylon be with you.
Final Blog
14 years ago
4 comments:
Ok that was funny. Especially the "one's" embedded in with the "exclamation points" in the title. But I have done that joke before so I win. :)
p.s. I better see updates at least 3 times a week!!!1!11!!
I have fans!! I am popular! please comment more to show how popular i am!!!!
You like blog "evanator"? I have much more joke for you. you not be let down i am know to be very funny in my country!!!!11!! i win several award for joke telling. this is impressive as loser of joke telling contest would be shot. as winner i receive 10 goat in one year alone.
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gawd! When are you going to update this crap?!?!
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